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as a devout follower of the great old ones, i'm always wondering w would c d? i mean there are many times a day i wonder about this. what flavour of icecream would cthulhu choice? in the next throw, would cthulhu throw rock or scissors? would cthulhu think that boy would taste wonderful..cuz i do? you know, the fundamental questions of life.
so what is your greatest dilemna that the old ones could make easier?
so....tell us, sisters and brothers and all sexual ambiguous siblings, what WOULD cthulhu do?
so what is your greatest dilemna that the old ones could make easier?
so....tell us, sisters and brothers and all sexual ambiguous siblings, what WOULD cthulhu do?
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Re: WWCD? (what would cthulhu do?)
Sat, May 2, 2009 - 10:40 PMActually, I put some of Cthulhu's wisdom into play not long ago.
I am a teacher. Recently I was covering a fellow teacher's class when an emergency reared its head. I had the kids working on an assignment, but they started to become loud and rowdy. Gentle remonstrations accomplished nothing.
What would Cthulhu do? He would use his sonic cry and drive most of the little monsters insane.
I lack an Old One's sonic cry, but my voice is still impressive. "WORK QUIETLY!" I shouted.
And they did!
Cthulhu would be proud. -
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Re: WWCD? (what would cthulhu do?)
Sun, May 3, 2009 - 8:53 AMgood start. yes, cthulhu would be proud, 'cept he woulda eaten a few of the little buggers! -
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Re: WWCD? (what would cthulhu do?)
Sun, May 3, 2009 - 7:23 PMCthulhu could just come and eat everyone in my little town, and leave it to me afterward. after all, it is a pretty little place. and i would not mind him going to the courthouse and eating them too.
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Re: WWCD? (what would cthulhu do?)
Tue, May 5, 2009 - 6:15 AMwouldn't cthulhu do something beyond imagination and beyond all horror?
Q: what flavour ice cream would cthulhu choose?
A: absolute horror
Q: rock paper or scissors?
A: absolute horror
Q: what would cthulhu do?
A: absolute horror
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Cthulhu needs a peptalk
Tue, May 5, 2009 - 7:04 PMWow... you make Cthulhu sound incredibly... cliched. Poor old thing. He's stuck in a rut. He's not dead and dreaming; he's suffering from depression and can't drag himself out of bed.
I wonder how much Prozac we'd have to dump into the ocean to perk the old boy up and get him to rampage a little. Maybe we can feed him a line about H_____ taking over his territory and drag him to shore that way.
What would Cthulhu do? Kick H_____'s butt (er, butt-like area), that's what Cthulhu'd do. -
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Re: Cthulhu needs a peptalk
Tue, May 5, 2009 - 9:26 PMnow that's more like it, bibliofile!
cthulhu'd kick lotsa butts!!!!
ia! ia! ia!
cthulhu ftagn!!
(man, i hope i spelt that right. i mean how do you REAlLY spell ftagn, anyways??)) -
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Re: Cthulhu needs a peptalk
Mon, May 25, 2009 - 9:35 PMyou spelled ftagn correctly. i'll raise you and IAO
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Re: WWCD? (what would cthulhu do?)
Mon, May 25, 2009 - 8:19 AMWow - I can't top that.
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Re: WWCD? (what would cthulhu do?)
Tue, May 5, 2009 - 10:15 PMCthulhu would hit the fhtagn slopes! www.boingboing.net/2009/05/...mask.html
Hooray Frank for having an awesome wife who's also a killer knitter :) -
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Re: WWCD? (what would cthulhu do?)
Mon, May 11, 2009 - 6:33 PMSki-a! Ski-a! Cthulhu toboggan!
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